But it turns out I am, and have been one for almost a year now. We hit 9 months on Saturday...so in honor of that, I give you a huge win.
So, Bryan has these Abercrombie and Fitch pants. He has had them for somewhere between 6-7 years.
The bottoms of them were SO raggedy. Strings everywhere, holes. I wish I had a photo.
Sunday night he decided (after I mentioned it for the 100th time how gross they looked) that he would cut them off into sweatpants.
To "celebrate", we took the cut off bottoms and put them on our heads...like when Michael Scott on "The Office" goes all Survivorman and turns his dress pants into a hat in the woods!