Thursday, July 11, 2013

My 5 Greatest Talents


1. Getting cranky over things like doing the dishes, unfolded laundry, k so chores in general obviously.
 
Paris Hilton doing her laundry

2.  Watching House Hunters and Love it or List it on HGTV.  Like, all day, I would be the CEO of watching HGTV if that was a viable career option.


3.  Reading text messages, typing a response and forgetting to hit SEND.

4.  Renting a movie from Netflix that I haven't seen.  Let's say it's Lord of the Rings.  And then not watching it for a month.  And then still not watching it.  And returning it un-viewed.  Even though I know I really should have watched it.



5. Going to Target for a frozen pizza and some paper towels and leaving with nail polish, makeup, a couple tops, a new notebook, running shorts, and no paper towels or pizza.




What are your "greatest talents" in life?  Making a disaster in the kitchen and then complaining when you have to clean it up (that's my #6)?  Maybe it's saying you'll buy one bottle of wine and walking out with six, because you get 10% off of six? (My #7.)  Share on, pretties! 


11 comments:

  1. This is GREAT! Dying laughing at the Paris Hilton GIF! I think my greatest talent is ... Being able to quote/answer random triva questions about Gilmore Girls... or Real Housewives of Somewhere.

    :)

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  2. I do the same thing at Target! And I changed my Netflix to only do ondemand because I would never watch the mailed movies either :)

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  3. you'll have to be c0-ceo of watching HGTV with me. kthanksbye.

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  4. Target. I can't leave that store without spending at least $50.

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  5. we have a lot of similar talents!!!

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  6. #1 reason we don't get DVDs on Netflix anymore!! We always forgot to watch them.

    And damn Target...gets me every time.

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  7. So true sister! I'm pretty sure I am the exact same way when waiting for a reply. It gets aggravating.

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  8. I live for the 10% off my bottles of wine...
    Man all of these are so me :)

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  9. Love these! I think one of my greatest talents is asking for my left overs to be boxed, having a mental celebration that I can eat the rest for lunch the next day, and leaving the box on the restaurant table. Every time.

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  10. Haha...so true to all of these!! LOVE Love it or List it but they changed the main people!!! And my husband and i argue the most over dishes and laundry. lol.

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